I'm not going to lie, life's been a little rough. I was on a tear playin' the couriers in White Spire, when all of a sudden I hit a cold streak. It happens. We figure we were due for a win so we go to Momma Eeb and take out a marker. Based on past dealings, Eeb's not to keen to let us borrow the money so we give her Meepo 3 as a collateral. We go back to the track, and well- look, I can't stress enough how cold the couriers were that day. We have a team meeting and decide it's not fair that Meepo 3 gets his legs broken because a sure thing fell through. So I go the Jasper Circle and get a loan to pay Eeb and get Meepo 3 back. But now we're in it with the Jasper Circle so we really don't want to take any chances because Momma Eeb will mess you up, Lasan will straight up kill ya. So we decide to do some odd jobs for the Ravenhooks and skim enough money off the top to be able to pay back the Jasper Circle, but that's when I realize that there's no way we could get cleaned out 3 times in a row... you're smart people, I think you can figure out where this is going. So mistakes were made and now we're back to where we started with the Jasper Circle debt only this time the Ravenhooks won't take us back because, ya know, we robbed them. We're freaking out and pointing fingers, and that's when Meepo 3 sees a wanted poster for our old friend Mireska. Now Lord Sunbreeze has put a huge bounty on his daughter that would cover the Jasper debt in spades, but A: Mireska's a friend... and more importantly B: there was no way we'd get to her before Gondar did. So I come up with a new plan. Gondar will capture Mireska. We'll free Mireska. Mireska will owe us. And Mireska will keep the Jasper Circle from killing us. It's a perfect plan. What could go wrong?
I think it's important to have friends that can compensate for your weakness. For instance, I'm great at playing cards; where as meepo 2 is more of a dice guy. Does that mean we all get along? Of course not, one of us is always getting the rest of us in trouble... but at the end of the day, we always work together to find a way out... because if you can't count on yourselves... who can you count on?
Mireska likes the long con. Me? I like to shake things up and see what happens.
The best way to survive in this world is knowing who you can shove in front of the town guards so you can make a quick getaway.
Now ya see me...
It's been fun...
I think it's time to move along...
I can use this...
I can make this work...
Wow this is heavier than it looks.
I wouldn't want to be hit with this thing....
Good, I like not dying.
You're always thinkin' ahead...
I feel safer already.
Way to keep your top talent alive.
This is good. I like feeling safe.
Oh I like this...
I've had my eyes on this for a while...
I can't wait to play with this thing...
I won't let you down.
You're not going to regret investing in me...
So long, pal!
I'm more than just a winning personality...
You didn't think I had it in me, did ya?
You never had a chance against a guy like me...
You hang out with a bunch of lowlifes you pick up a few things...
Don't look surprised, I'm pretty great.
Yeah, I can back it up.
Anyone else want to try me?
You see that? YOU SEE THAT?
God I make this look good.
Meepo, over here!
Get over here, Meepo!
How about you and me try not to die?
Let's get into some trouble...
Go big or go home, baby.
God I hope this wasn't a mistake...
It's nice to fight along side someone who really gets me, ya know.
Gondar. Buddy. Pal. You don't wanna kill me.
Why you got that knife out Gondar, it's just your old pal Meepo.
Woahwoahwoah put the knife down buddy, I just want to talk. I don't think he fell for it.
Please don't take my stuff.
I don't know what the other Ravenhooks have been sayin' about me, but at least 20% of it isn't all true.
I don't know what that other meepo is thinking but I hope he's got a plan...
I swear to god if that other meepo get's himself killed I am gonna lose it.
Mazzie. You're alright in my book.
I'm tellin' ya, guys like us are misunderstood Mazzie
I just want to be clear, if one of me enlists with the Bronze Legion that doesn't mean we're all signing up, ok?
Hey after the battle can I borrow 100 gold? I'm a little low on cash...
When this is all over we should talk, I caught wind of a new job. Sure thing. Guaranteed Easy money.
I would really appreciate it if you kept me from getting killed Enchantress
I know what you're thinking Lich. Don't do it.
If it's all the same to you Rooftrellen, I want to stay next to you as long as humanly possible.
I owe you.
You're a good friend.
I was getting worried...
What can I do to help?
Now what do we have here...
Ancient? No problem.
Just leave the tower to Meepo...
I got this.
Let's take these chumps out!
We can win this!
You never shoulda messed with us...
Let Meepo show ya how it's done...
Wait till you see what I got planned...
It's not personal, it's you or me.
You brought this on yourself.
You're the one who started this.
I just wanted to mind my own business, but now I gotta kill ya...
Tough luck, kid...
That's the best you got?
Kid, you don't know who you're dealing with.
I don't think so.
I'm feelin' pretty good...
Always look after number 1...
Next time someone comes at me with a knife I'll be ready...
I needed this...
Better safe than sorry
You never know when someone is gonna come lookin' to collect.
Let's see someone try to mess with me now...
I'm no pushover...
I won't make this easy on 'em...
If I gotta throw down, I'll throw down...
Dyin's not my scene.
Lookin' good, Meepo... looking. Good.
First rule of grifting: have a strong cardio
Hey I'm feelin' pretty good.
You payin' attention?
I always have a surprise or two ready...
I was hoping I wouldn't need to pull this out...
Time to pull out all the stops...
I just need to buy a little time...
You can't wait for things to happen, you gotta make 'em happen...
Yeah, I'm not dyin'...
Here's a little somethin' new I've been cooking up...
I got a special surprise just for you...
Here ya go...
Aren't you glad you brought me along?
I got you.
Didn't even charge ya...
What are friends for?
I know you'll do me a solid later.
Take this, just please protect me...
You look like you could use this....
See? I'm a team player.
Got ya covered...
This just isn't workin' out for you, is it?
You made a big mistake comin' here...
You're not hurtin' anybody...
You're out of your league...
You stuck your nose where it didn't belong...
You won't last long...
I think you're lost, kid...
You don't want any part of us...
If you were smart you'd pick up and leave...
Just pack it in junior, you're done here.
You think I'm scared of you?
Just you and me...
I'm gonna melt your face off.
They ain't gonna be able to recognize you after I'm through with you.
You want me to play dirty? Fine.
I'm puttin' you in the dirt!
You ain't killin' me!
No one comes after my friends!
You ain't walkin' home...
You guys ain't long for this world.
At least you'll die with some friends...
You wanna step to Meepo?
Let's see if you get the message.
I'm gonna take my time with you guys.
You're livin' on borrowed time.
I ain't worried about numbers...
Don't worry, I got somethin' for all your friends...
LET'S DO THIS BABY!
It's been helluva ride, hasn't it...
I ain't runnin' scared.
I'm goin' out on my terms.
If you think you were winnin' you weren't payin' close enough attention.
I'll take you all on!
I don't care how many of yous there are!
I'm done playin' nice...
It ain't over yet!
Oh no you don't!
This is good, this is good...
Not too shabby...
I like the way this is goin'...
Hey, I think we're gonna pull this off!
You guys are all doin' great!
Hope you don't mind, I brought some friends...
Well this is a pleasant surprise...
Aw isn't that nice...
God I hope we have a plan...
This isn't going the way I thought it would...
Come on Meepo, get it together...
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT MEEPO!
It's ok, it's ok... it's just a little likely I'm going to die, that's all...
Ohhhh this is not good for me.
I shoulda taken my chances with the Jasper Circle...
I have made some poor life choices, haven't I...
How did we get here...
There's gotta be an angle I can work...
This isn't even fair!
You wanna mess with Meepo?!
You think I'm just a pushover?
Now we got ourselves a problem...
You started it, but I’m gonna finish it...
No one comes in here and tries to kill Meepo!
OK this is getting a little out of hand...
Slow it down, buddy!
You wanna go? Fine.
I ain't just a pretty face, I got the power to back it up.