I'm not going to lie, life's been a little rough. I was on a tear playin' the couriers in White Spire, when all of a sudden I hit a cold streak. It happens. We figure we were due for a win so we go to Momma Eeb and take out a marker. Based on past dealings, Eeb's not to keen to let us borrow the money so we give her Meepo 3 as a collateral. We go back to the track, and well- look, I can't stress enough how cold the couriers were that day. We have a team meeting and decide it's not fair that Meepo 3 gets his legs broken because a sure thing fell through. So I go the Jasper Circle and get a loan to pay Eeb and get Meepo 3 back. But now we're in it with the Jasper Circle so we really don't want to take any chances because Momma Eeb will mess you up, Lasan will straight up kill ya. So we decide to do some odd jobs for the Ravenhooks and skim enough money off the top to be able to pay back the Jasper Circle, but that's when I realize that there's no way we could get cleaned out 3 times in a row... you're smart people, I think you can figure out where this is going. So mistakes were made and now we're back to where we started with the Jasper Circle debt only this time the Ravenhooks won't take us back because, ya know, we robbed them. We're freaking out and pointing fingers, and that's when Meepo 3 sees a wanted poster for our old friend Mireska. Now Lord Sunbreeze has put a huge bounty on his daughter that would cover the Jasper debt in spades, but A: Mireska's a friend... and more importantly B: there was no way we'd get to her before Gondar did. So I come up with a new plan. Gondar will capture Mireska. We'll free Mireska. Mireska will owe us. And Mireska will keep the Jasper Circle from killing us. It's a perfect plan. What could go wrong?
divided_we_stand
I think it's important to have friends that can compensate for your weakness. For instance, I'm great at playing cards; where as meepo 2 is more of a dice guy. Does that mean we all get along? Of course not, one of us is always getting the rest of us in trouble... but at the end of the day, we always work together to find a way out... because if you can't count on yourselves... who can you count on?
cunning_plan
Mireska likes the long con. Me? I like to shake things up and see what happens.
vantriloquy
The best way to survive in this world is knowing who you can shove in front of the town guards so you can make a quick getaway.
use_ability_01
Now ya see me...
use_ability_02
Gotta go...
use_ability_03
It's been fun...
use_ability_04
I think it's time to move along...
use_ability_05
Buh-bye...
equip_generic_weapon_01
Oh yeah...
equip_generic_weapon_02
I can use this...
equip_generic_weapon_03
I can make this work...
equip_generic_weapon_04
Wow this is heavier than it looks.
equip_generic_weapon_05
I wouldn't want to be hit with this thing....
equip_generic_armor_01
Good, I like not dying.
equip_generic_armor_02
You're always thinkin' ahead...
equip_generic_armor_03
I feel safer already.
equip_generic_armor_04
Way to keep your top talent alive.
equip_generic_armor_05
This is good. I like feeling safe.
equip_generic_accessory_01
Oh I like this...
equip_generic_accessory_02
I've had my eyes on this for a while...
equip_generic_accessory_03
I can't wait to play with this thing...
equip_generic_accessory_04
I won't let you down.
equip_generic_accessory_05
You're not going to regret investing in me...
kill_rival_01
So long, pal!
kill_rival_02
I'm more than just a winning personality...
kill_rival_03
You didn't think I had it in me, did ya?
kill_rival_04
You never had a chance against a guy like me...
kill_rival_05
You hang out with a bunch of lowlifes you pick up a few things...
kill_rival_06
Don't look surprised, I'm pretty great.
kill_rival_07
Yeah, I can back it up.
kill_rival_08
Anyone else want to try me?
kill_rival_09
You see that? YOU SEE THAT?
kill_rival_10
God I make this look good.
use_include_01
Hey Meepo!
use_include_02
Meepo, over here!
use_include_03
Get over here, Meepo!
unique_01
How about you and me try not to die?
unique_02
Let's get into some trouble...
unique_03
Go big or go home, baby.
unique_04
God I hope this wasn't a mistake...
unique_05
It's nice to fight along side someone who really gets me, ya know.
unique_06
Gondar. Buddy. Pal. You don't wanna kill me.
unique_07
Why you got that knife out Gondar, it's just your old pal Meepo.
unique_08
Woahwoahwoah put the knife down buddy, I just want to talk. I don't think he fell for it.
unique_09
Please don't take my stuff.
unique_10
I don't know what the other Ravenhooks have been sayin' about me, but at least 20% of it isn't all true.
unique_11
I don't know what that other meepo is thinking but I hope he's got a plan...
unique_12
I swear to god if that other meepo get's himself killed I am gonna lose it.
unique_13
Mazzie. You're alright in my book.
unique_14
I'm tellin' ya, guys like us are misunderstood Mazzie
unique_15
I just want to be clear, if one of me enlists with the Bronze Legion that doesn't mean we're all signing up, ok?
unique_16
Hey after the battle can I borrow 100 gold? I'm a little low on cash...
unique_17
When this is all over we should talk, I caught wind of a new job. Sure thing. Guaranteed Easy money.
unique_18
I would really appreciate it if you kept me from getting killed Enchantress
unique_19
I know what you're thinking Lich. Don't do it.
unique_20
If it's all the same to you Rooftrellen, I want to stay next to you as long as humanly possible.
healed_01
Ahhh
healed_02
Thanks.
healed_03
I owe you.
healed_04
You're a good friend.
healed_05
I was getting worried...
taunt_generic_01
What can I do to help?
taunt_generic_02
Now what do we have here...
taunt_generic_03
Ancient? No problem.
taunt_generic_04
Just leave the tower to Meepo...
taunt_generic_05
I got this.
taunt_generic_06
Let's take these chumps out!
taunt_generic_07
We can win this!
taunt_generic_08
You never shoulda messed with us...
taunt_generic_09
Let Meepo show ya how it's done...
taunt_generic_10
Wait till you see what I got planned...
potential_kill_01
It's not personal, it's you or me.
potential_kill_02
You brought this on yourself.
potential_kill_03
You're the one who started this.
potential_kill_04
I just wanted to mind my own business, but now I gotta kill ya...
potential_kill_05
Tough luck, kid...
potential_save_01
That's the best you got?
potential_save_02
Kid, you don't know who you're dealing with.
potential_save_03
Nonononono....
potential_save_04
I don't think so.
potential_save_05
Nuh-uh.
permanent_armor_01
I'm feelin' pretty good...
permanent_armor_02
Always look after number 1...
permanent_armor_03
Next time someone comes at me with a knife I'll be ready...
permanent_armor_04
I needed this...
permanent_armor_05
Better safe than sorry
permanent_attack_01
You never know when someone is gonna come lookin' to collect.
permanent_attack_02
Let's see someone try to mess with me now...
permanent_attack_03
I'm no pushover...
permanent_attack_04
I won't make this easy on 'em...
permanent_attack_05
If I gotta throw down, I'll throw down...
permanent_health_01
Dyin's not my scene.
permanent_health_02
Lookin' good, Meepo... looking. Good.
permanent_health_03
First rule of grifting: have a strong cardio
permanent_health_04
Hey I'm feelin' pretty good.
permanent_health_05
Alright...
cast_spell_01
You payin' attention?
cast_spell_02
Help!
cast_spell_03
I always have a surprise or two ready...
cast_spell_04
I was hoping I wouldn't need to pull this out...
cast_spell_05
Time to pull out all the stops...
cast_spell_06
I just need to buy a little time...
cast_spell_07
You can't wait for things to happen, you gotta make 'em happen...
cast_spell_08
Yeah, I'm not dyin'...
cast_spell_09
Here's a little somethin' new I've been cooking up...
cast_spell_10
I got a special surprise just for you...
buff_ally_01
Here ya go...
buff_ally_02
Aren't you glad you brought me along?
buff_ally_03
I got you.
buff_ally_04
Didn't even charge ya...
buff_ally_05
What are friends for?
buff_ally_06
I know you'll do me a solid later.
buff_ally_07
Take this, just please protect me...
buff_ally_08
You look like you could use this....
buff_ally_09
See? I'm a team player.
buff_ally_10
Got ya covered...
debuff_enemy_01
This just isn't workin' out for you, is it?
debuff_enemy_02
You made a big mistake comin' here...
debuff_enemy_03
You're not hurtin' anybody...
debuff_enemy_04
You're out of your league...
debuff_enemy_05
You stuck your nose where it didn't belong...
debuff_enemy_06
You won't last long...
debuff_enemy_07
I think you're lost, kid...
debuff_enemy_08
You don't want any part of us...
debuff_enemy_09
If you were smart you'd pick up and leave...
debuff_enemy_10
Just pack it in junior, you're done here.
single_target_damage_01
Too easy.
single_target_damage_02
You think I'm scared of you?
single_target_damage_03
Just you and me...
single_target_damage_04
I'm gonna melt your face off.
single_target_damage_05
They ain't gonna be able to recognize you after I'm through with you.
single_target_damage_06
You want me to play dirty? Fine.
single_target_damage_07
I'm puttin' you in the dirt!
single_target_damage_08
You ain't killin' me!
single_target_damage_09
No one comes after my friends!
single_target_damage_10
You ain't walkin' home...
multi_damage_small_01
You guys ain't long for this world.
multi_damage_small_02
At least you'll die with some friends...
multi_damage_small_03
Watch this...
multi_damage_small_04
You wanna step to Meepo?
multi_damage_small_05
Let's see if you get the message.
multi_damage_small_06
Get. Out.
multi_damage_small_07
I'm gonna take my time with you guys.
multi_damage_small_08
You're livin' on borrowed time.
multi_damage_small_09
I ain't worried about numbers...
multi_damage_small_10
Don't worry, I got somethin' for all your friends...
multi_damage_large_01
LET'S DO THIS BABY!
multi_damage_large_02
It's been helluva ride, hasn't it...
multi_damage_large_03
I ain't runnin' scared.
multi_damage_large_04
I'm goin' out on my terms.
multi_damage_large_05
If you think you were winnin' you weren't payin' close enough attention.
multi_damage_large_06
I'll take you all on!
multi_damage_large_07
I don't care how many of yous there are!
multi_damage_large_08
I'm done playin' nice...
multi_damage_large_09
It ain't over yet!
multi_damage_large_10
Oh no you don't!
pleased_01
Ok...
pleased_02
This is good, this is good...
pleased_03
Not too shabby...
pleased_04
I like the way this is goin'...
pleased_05
Nice!
pleased_06
Hey, I think we're gonna pull this off!
pleased_07
You guys are all doin' great!
pleased_08
Hope you don't mind, I brought some friends...
pleased_09
Well this is a pleasant surprise...
pleased_10
Aw isn't that nice...
concerned_01
God I hope we have a plan...
concerned_02
This isn't going the way I thought it would...
concerned_03
Come on Meepo, get it together...
concerned_04
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT MEEPO!
concerned_05
It's ok, it's ok... it's just a little likely I'm going to die, that's all...
concerned_06
Ohhhh this is not good for me.
concerned_07
I shoulda taken my chances with the Jasper Circle...
concerned_08
I have made some poor life choices, haven't I...
concerned_09
How did we get here...
concerned_10
There's gotta be an angle I can work...
angry_01
COME ON!
angry_02
This isn't even fair!
angry_03
You wanna mess with Meepo?!
angry_04
You think I'm just a pushover?
angry_05
Now we got ourselves a problem...
angry_06
You started it, but I’m gonna finish it...
angry_07
No one comes in here and tries to kill Meepo!
angry_08
OK this is getting a little out of hand...
angry_09
Slow it down, buddy!
angry_10
You wanna go? Fine.
arrogant_01
I ain't just a pretty face, I got the power to back it up.
