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intro I'm not going to lie, life's been a little rough. I was on a tear playin' the couriers in White Spire, when all of a sudden I hit a cold streak. It happens. We figure we were due for a win so we go to Momma Eeb and take out a marker. Based on past dealings, Eeb's not to keen to let us borrow the money so we give her Meepo 3 as a collateral. We go back to the track, and well- look, I can't stress enough how cold the couriers were that day. We have a team meeting and decide it's not fair that Meepo 3 gets his legs broken because a sure thing fell through. So I go the Jasper Circle and get a loan to pay Eeb and get Meepo 3 back. But now we're in it with the Jasper Circle so we really don't want to take any chances because Momma Eeb will mess you up, Lasan will straight up kill ya. So we decide to do some odd jobs for the Ravenhooks and skim enough money off the top to be able to pay back the Jasper Circle, but that's when I realize that there's no way we could get cleaned out 3 times in a row... you're smart people, I think you can figure out where this is going. So mistakes were made and now we're back to where we started with the Jasper Circle debt only this time the Ravenhooks won't take us back because, ya know, we robbed them. We're freaking out and pointing fingers, and that's when Meepo 3 sees a wanted poster for our old friend Mireska. Now Lord Sunbreeze has put a huge bounty on his daughter that would cover the Jasper debt in spades, but A: Mireska's a friend... and more importantly B: there was no way we'd get to her before Gondar did. So I come up with a new plan. Gondar will capture Mireska. We'll free Mireska. Mireska will owe us. And Mireska will keep the Jasper Circle from killing us. It's a perfect plan. What could go wrong?
divided_we_stand I think it's important to have friends that can compensate for your weakness. For instance, I'm great at playing cards; where as meepo 2 is more of a dice guy. Does that mean we all get along? Of course not, one of us is always getting the rest of us in trouble... but at the end of the day, we always work together to find a way out... because if you can't count on yourselves... who can you count on?
cunning_plan Mireska likes the long con. Me? I like to shake things up and see what happens.
vantriloquy The best way to survive in this world is knowing who you can shove in front of the town guards so you can make a quick getaway.
use_ability_01 Now ya see me...
use_ability_02 Gotta go...
use_ability_03 It's been fun...
use_ability_04 I think it's time to move along...
use_ability_05 Buh-bye...
equip_generic_weapon_01 Oh yeah...
equip_generic_weapon_02 I can use this...
equip_generic_weapon_03 I can make this work...
equip_generic_weapon_04 Wow this is heavier than it looks.
equip_generic_weapon_05 I wouldn't want to be hit with this thing....
equip_generic_armor_01 Good, I like not dying.
equip_generic_armor_02 You're always thinkin' ahead...
equip_generic_armor_03 I feel safer already.
equip_generic_armor_04 Way to keep your top talent alive.
equip_generic_armor_05 This is good. I like feeling safe.
equip_generic_accessory_01 Oh I like this...
equip_generic_accessory_02 I've had my eyes on this for a while...
equip_generic_accessory_03 I can't wait to play with this thing...
equip_generic_accessory_04 I won't let you down.
equip_generic_accessory_05 You're not going to regret investing in me...
kill_rival_01 So long, pal!
kill_rival_02 I'm more than just a winning personality...
kill_rival_03 You didn't think I had it in me, did ya?
kill_rival_04 You never had a chance against a guy like me...
kill_rival_05 You hang out with a bunch of lowlifes you pick up a few things...
kill_rival_06 Don't look surprised, I'm pretty great.
kill_rival_07 Yeah, I can back it up.
kill_rival_08 Anyone else want to try me?
kill_rival_09 You see that? YOU SEE THAT?
kill_rival_10 God I make this look good.
use_include_01 Hey Meepo!
use_include_02 Meepo, over here!
use_include_03 Get over here, Meepo!
unique_01 How about you and me try not to die?
unique_02 Let's get into some trouble...
unique_03 Go big or go home, baby.
unique_04 God I hope this wasn't a mistake...
unique_05 It's nice to fight along side someone who really gets me, ya know.
unique_06 Gondar. Buddy. Pal. You don't wanna kill me.
unique_07 Why you got that knife out Gondar, it's just your old pal Meepo.
unique_08 Woahwoahwoah put the knife down buddy, I just want to talk. I don't think he fell for it.
unique_09 Please don't take my stuff.
unique_10 I don't know what the other Ravenhooks have been sayin' about me, but at least 20% of it isn't all true.
unique_11 I don't know what that other meepo is thinking but I hope he's got a plan...
unique_12 I swear to god if that other meepo get's himself killed I am gonna lose it.
unique_13 Mazzie. You're alright in my book.
unique_14 I'm tellin' ya, guys like us are misunderstood Mazzie
unique_15 I just want to be clear, if one of me enlists with the Bronze Legion that doesn't mean we're all signing up, ok?
unique_16 Hey after the battle can I borrow 100 gold? I'm a little low on cash...
unique_17 When this is all over we should talk, I caught wind of a new job. Sure thing. Guaranteed Easy money.
unique_18 I would really appreciate it if you kept me from getting killed Enchantress
unique_19 I know what you're thinking Lich. Don't do it.
unique_20 If it's all the same to you Rooftrellen, I want to stay next to you as long as humanly possible.
healed_01 Ahhh
healed_02 Thanks.
healed_03 I owe you.
healed_04 You're a good friend.
healed_05 I was getting worried...
taunt_generic_01 What can I do to help?
taunt_generic_02 Now what do we have here...
taunt_generic_03 Ancient? No problem.
taunt_generic_04 Just leave the tower to Meepo...
taunt_generic_05 I got this.
taunt_generic_06 Let's take these chumps out!
taunt_generic_07 We can win this!
taunt_generic_08 You never shoulda messed with us...
taunt_generic_09 Let Meepo show ya how it's done...
taunt_generic_10 Wait till you see what I got planned...
potential_kill_01 It's not personal, it's you or me.
potential_kill_02 You brought this on yourself.
potential_kill_03 You're the one who started this.
potential_kill_04 I just wanted to mind my own business, but now I gotta kill ya...
potential_kill_05 Tough luck, kid...
potential_save_01 That's the best you got?
potential_save_02 Kid, you don't know who you're dealing with.
potential_save_03 Nonononono....
potential_save_04 I don't think so.
potential_save_05 Nuh-uh.
permanent_armor_01 I'm feelin' pretty good...
permanent_armor_02 Always look after number 1...
permanent_armor_03 Next time someone comes at me with a knife I'll be ready...
permanent_armor_04 I needed this...
permanent_armor_05 Better safe than sorry
permanent_attack_01 You never know when someone is gonna come lookin' to collect.
permanent_attack_02 Let's see someone try to mess with me now...
permanent_attack_03 I'm no pushover...
permanent_attack_04 I won't make this easy on 'em...
permanent_attack_05 If I gotta throw down, I'll throw down...
permanent_health_01 Dyin's not my scene.
permanent_health_02 Lookin' good, Meepo... looking. Good.
permanent_health_03 First rule of grifting: have a strong cardio
permanent_health_04 Hey I'm feelin' pretty good.
permanent_health_05 Alright...
cast_spell_01 You payin' attention?
cast_spell_02 Help!
cast_spell_03 I always have a surprise or two ready...
cast_spell_04 I was hoping I wouldn't need to pull this out...
cast_spell_05 Time to pull out all the stops...
cast_spell_06 I just need to buy a little time...
cast_spell_07 You can't wait for things to happen, you gotta make 'em happen...
cast_spell_08 Yeah, I'm not dyin'...
cast_spell_09 Here's a little somethin' new I've been cooking up...
cast_spell_10 I got a special surprise just for you...
buff_ally_01 Here ya go...
buff_ally_02 Aren't you glad you brought me along?
buff_ally_03 I got you.
buff_ally_04 Didn't even charge ya...
buff_ally_05 What are friends for?
buff_ally_06 I know you'll do me a solid later.
buff_ally_07 Take this, just please protect me...
buff_ally_08 You look like you could use this....
buff_ally_09 See? I'm a team player.
buff_ally_10 Got ya covered...
debuff_enemy_01 This just isn't workin' out for you, is it?
debuff_enemy_02 You made a big mistake comin' here...
debuff_enemy_03 You're not hurtin' anybody...
debuff_enemy_04 You're out of your league...
debuff_enemy_05 You stuck your nose where it didn't belong...
debuff_enemy_06 You won't last long...
debuff_enemy_07 I think you're lost, kid...
debuff_enemy_08 You don't want any part of us...
debuff_enemy_09 If you were smart you'd pick up and leave...
debuff_enemy_10 Just pack it in junior, you're done here.
single_target_damage_01 Too easy.
single_target_damage_02 You think I'm scared of you?
single_target_damage_03 Just you and me...
single_target_damage_04 I'm gonna melt your face off.
single_target_damage_05 They ain't gonna be able to recognize you after I'm through with you.
single_target_damage_06 You want me to play dirty? Fine.
single_target_damage_07 I'm puttin' you in the dirt!
single_target_damage_08 You ain't killin' me!
single_target_damage_09 No one comes after my friends!
single_target_damage_10 You ain't walkin' home...
multi_damage_small_01 You guys ain't long for this world.
multi_damage_small_02 At least you'll die with some friends...
multi_damage_small_03 Watch this...
multi_damage_small_04 You wanna step to Meepo?
multi_damage_small_05 Let's see if you get the message.
multi_damage_small_06 Get. Out.
multi_damage_small_07 I'm gonna take my time with you guys.
multi_damage_small_08 You're livin' on borrowed time.
multi_damage_small_09 I ain't worried about numbers...
multi_damage_small_10 Don't worry, I got somethin' for all your friends...
multi_damage_large_01 LET'S DO THIS BABY!
multi_damage_large_02 It's been helluva ride, hasn't it...
multi_damage_large_03 I ain't runnin' scared.
multi_damage_large_04 I'm goin' out on my terms.
multi_damage_large_05 If you think you were winnin' you weren't payin' close enough attention.
multi_damage_large_06 I'll take you all on!
multi_damage_large_07 I don't care how many of yous there are!
multi_damage_large_08 I'm done playin' nice...
multi_damage_large_09 It ain't over yet!
multi_damage_large_10 Oh no you don't!
pleased_01 Ok...
pleased_02 This is good, this is good...
pleased_03 Not too shabby...
pleased_04 I like the way this is goin'...
pleased_05 Nice!
pleased_06 Hey, I think we're gonna pull this off!
pleased_07 You guys are all doin' great!
pleased_08 Hope you don't mind, I brought some friends...
pleased_09 Well this is a pleasant surprise...
pleased_10 Aw isn't that nice...
concerned_01 God I hope we have a plan...
concerned_02 This isn't going the way I thought it would...
concerned_03 Come on Meepo, get it together...
concerned_04 THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT MEEPO!
concerned_05 It's ok, it's ok... it's just a little likely I'm going to die, that's all...
concerned_06 Ohhhh this is not good for me.
concerned_07 I shoulda taken my chances with the Jasper Circle...
concerned_08 I have made some poor life choices, haven't I...
concerned_09 How did we get here...
concerned_10 There's gotta be an angle I can work...
angry_01 COME ON!
angry_02 This isn't even fair!
angry_03 You wanna mess with Meepo?!
angry_04 You think I'm just a pushover?
angry_05 Now we got ourselves a problem...
angry_06 You started it, but I’m gonna finish it...
angry_07 No one comes in here and tries to kill Meepo!
angry_08 OK this is getting a little out of hand...
angry_09 Slow it down, buddy!
angry_10 You wanna go? Fine.
arrogant_01 I ain't just a pretty face, I got the power to back it up.
arrogant_02 Ain't no one better than me.
arrogant_03 Trust me, you're gonna love me.
arrogant_04 Who's better than me? Don't answer that.
arrogant_05 We coulda done this the easy way...
arrogant_06 People are so predictable...
arrogant_07 I thought this was gonna be hard...
arrogant_08 To think I was nervous...
arrogant_09 I don't think you realize who I am...
arrogant_10 This isn't gonna go the way you think it is....
enigmatic_01 Ready to see something cool?
enigmatic_02 Check this out.
enigmatic_03 You ain't ready for what I got planned.
enigmatic_04 This is gonna blow your fragile mind.
enigmatic_05 I like it when people underestimate me.
enigmatic_06 They never saw this comin...
enigmatic_07 I ain't shown half of what I can do...
enigmatic_08 I'm just getting' started...
enigmatic_09 You ever see someone do this?
enigmatic_10 Maybe next time you'll take me more seriously....
death_01 Screams